
Rover
Presides over the 12-ring circus that is Rover's Morning Glory.

Duji
Single-mother who hasn't been laid in 6 years. Seriously.

Dieter
Meathead who uses his muscles twice as much as his brain.

Charlie
When he isn't in trouble with management he's drinking beer until he pukes.

Jeffrey
Author. Roller-coaster junkie. Master of the skidmark. Strangest human ever.

Anthony Snitzer
Married, animal-loving vegan who cries at sappy TV commercials.