Presides over the 12-ring circus that is Rover's Morning Glory.
Single-mother who hasn't been laid in 6 years. Seriously.
Meathead who uses his muscles twice as much as his brain.
When he isn't in trouble with management he's drinking beer until he pukes.
Author. Roller-coaster junkie. Master of the skidmark. Strangest human ever.
"Recovering" pill-popper riddled with "anxiety" and a long rap sheet.
Married, animal-loving vegan who cries at sappy TV commercials.