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The Aftermath 05-12-2021

JLR still can’t figure out when he actually lost his keys. A caller is over hearing about Emily in Paris. The guy who bet Rover about the election may be welching and...


RMG-TV 05-12-2021

Jeffrey answers the phones after Dumb overslept. Can You Have More Than 150 Friends? Rover has a plan to stop the ransomware hackers. Private investigator, family...


The Aftermath 05-11-2021

Updating Charlie on JLR’s latest web of lies. Dumb admits he’s not romantic at all. Charlie talks about the times he’s almost drowned and more! To access this post, you...


RMG-TV 05-11-2021

Boy jumps out of a school bus to escape a beating from bullies. Tiger got loose in a Houston neighborhood. Bald men are twice as likely to suffer severe Covid. Students...


The Aftermath 05-10-2021

JLR is still pissed-off at everyone for asking about the details of his No-Call, No-Show this morning. Do Dan Aykroyd and Mary Elizabeth have something in common? Dumb...


RMG-TV 05-10-2021

Rover is intrigued by a Shizzy story headline – is it a real world record or bogus? JLR “No-call, No-shows” for work. Dumb admits he’s watching ‘Emily in Paris’, Rover...


RMG-TV 05-07-2021

YouTuber receives backlash for euthanizing dog who bit son. Jake Paul stole Floyd Mayweather’s hat. Woman jumped to her death from Niagara Falls after breaking up with...


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