Dieter is getting annoyed by Charlie’s endless fidget-spinning.
Dumb claims his drug addiction started in elementary school sticking paper up his nose!
Capitalist Pig founder Jonathan Hoenig talkbs about cryptocurrency, saving money, if we’re heading towards a trade war and more.
Apparently Blank was released from blank. He won’t be in Friday due to a blank appearance, but will Blank return to work next week. Huh?
Straaange coincidence! Jeffrey mispronounced Christina Aguilera, and Taintsmasher has just sent over a JLR parody song by Aguilera. Serendipity!
Dallas police Sgt. Demetrick Pennie says President Obama, Hillary Clinton and Black Lives Matter are inciting violence and killing cops. So he’s suing for half a BILLION dollars!
After acting bizarrely on The Aftermath yesterday, Nadz is a no-call, no-show. He claims he overslept and is heading to the hospital for necrotizing pneumonia.
Rover was curious how many pro wrestling fans are like Jeffrey, but some people didn’t understand the code.
Duji is losing it over her new puppy, and is already considering getting rid of the pooch!