Dieter prides himself of being strong. But can he crush watermelons between his thighs?
Dumb claims his drug addiction started in elementary school sticking paper up his nose!
Jeffrey’s ceiling-fan-obsessed son came over to fix Charlie’s fan, and he drove a hard bargain.
Dieter describes unplugging household items before leaving the house, which Rover thinks is crazy!
Jeffrey let a woman move into his home after fleeing a “trap house,” then his wife is carted away in an ambulance. Get the whole story!
Hear Jeffrey’s unbelievable explanation of why (and how) women use tampons!
Jeffrey invents a new word to explain how pictures of him with an older woman aren’t actually him.
A caller claimed to be “talking to” this week’s Hook-Up Hottie and making her car payments. He says he’s been lead on, but she says otherwise.
Jeffrey’s running for President of the United States. Get ready for a smear campaign!