Jeffrey says his wife was a lactating virgin when they met

Posted in - 03/16/2016

As legend has it, Jeffrey’s wife “lactated” when she met him because she was so turned on. Hear a new theory on this bizarre occurrence!


Duji upset her “forever” stamps are no longer good

01/10/2019

Duji is utterly confused when it comes to Forever Stamps!

Did Dieter purposely wear a small shirt to show off his arms?

09/07/2017

Dieter denies wearing a smaller-than-normal shirt to show off his biceps.

David Spade – full interview

10/20/2015

David Spade talks about Saturday Night Live, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler and much more!

Will it survive? Rover drops his new iPhone 7 in a glass of water!

09/19/2016

He just got it on Friday, and on Monday he’s already dropping his new iPhone 7 into a glass of water!

Calendar girl makes news at Cavs parade

06/24/2016

A girl from the Miss Morning Glory Calendar made news at the Cavaliers championship parade.

Anti-vaxxer Brandy Vaughan – full (SHORT!) interview

10/30/2018

Brandy Vaughn is putting up anti-vaccine billboards all across the country. But she can’t seem to answer Rover’s second question of the interview.

Dumb’s ex-wife thinks his volatile behavior comes from this moment on the show

11/20/2019

Dumb’s ex-wife thinks he suffered a traumatic brain injury on the show almost 10 years ago, causing a loss of impulse control and anger management. Either that, or he’s teeing up a new lawsuit against the company.

Jeffrey’s teeth are rotting out

02/20/2019

Jeffrey will no doubt spend his upcoming $7,000 tax return on needless car repairs and wrestling gear. He should make a down payment on a dental visit instead though!

Gene Simmons – full interview

03/10/2017

Gene Simmons says Rover is wrong about life, and a Kiss superfan calls in to talk to him.