Jeffrey doesn’t ask son what happened to his smashed phone

Posted in - 04/16/2018

Jeffrey’s son has a smashed cell phone. Jeffrey has known for a month, but didn’t think to ask his son what happened.

Kiefer Sutherland reveals how Jon Bon Jovi wrote the song Blaze of Glory while at dinner with him

04/19/2016

Kiefer Sutherland reveals how Jon Bon Jovi wrote the song Blaze of Glory on napkins while they were at dinner.

Rover chokes on acid reflux

04/26/2019

Rover had a terrible case of acid reflux. What triggered the episode?

Fan witnesses Jeffrey’s wife screaming about blood in her urine in public

01/04/2016

Jeffrey’s entire clan was out shopping, and a fan witnessed the strange event of Mary Elizabeth loudly screaming about having blood in her urine.

Snitzer debuts a new look

11/06/2019

Video director Snitzer reveals his sophisticated new look!

JLR can’t pronounce director’s name, makes up the word “hypocripsy”

09/18/2015

M. Night Shyamalan is used to getting his name mispronounced, but like this? And wait ’til you hear the new word JLR makes up!

Crew votes on Dumb’s future with the show

10/16/2019

Dumb, a controversial past show member, has been lobbying hard (begging) to return to the show. The rest of the crew vote on his future.

What if JLR had his own radio station?

07/26/2019

Jeffrey explains how he’s run his own radio station, and gets a priceless suggestion from Rover!

What movie will Jeffrey see over the the weekend?

11/06/2015

Jeffrey may be going to see a movie that was a BIG part of his childhood.

Flatitude denies virginity, says he had sex with “girl from out of town”

06/24/2020

Conspiracy theorists are speculating the show’s phone-screener is a virgin.