Rover read a grandfatherly e-mail Saskeith sent before the Cavs won Game 7, but it seems he really should have sent it to Dieter!
Apparently Blank was released from blank. He won’t be in Friday due to a blank appearance, but will Blank return to work next week. Huh?
Dieter may pay a lot in rent, but he figures he’s breaking even by the damages he causes to his apartment.
Dumb claims his drug addiction started in elementary school sticking paper up his nose!
Which of the guys can shove the most wieners in their mouth?
Duji celebrates a horrible anniversay soon…how long she’s gone without action!
Rover was surprised to learn Duji’s daughter stays at her nanny’s house for weeks at a time!
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell tells Rover why Obama is condescending, if he thinks vaccine-hating parents are crazy, and what he thinks of Donald Trump.