Strangeth0ught
Elves might be timid but hobbits are.... Shire
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- Friday, August 17 2007 20:00
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Elves might be timid but hobbits are.... Shire
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Wonder if its bad of me to hope she has a zombie baby and it kills her...
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Very Happy with the new Apple 6.0 Software update... lots of new feature and the podcast button strictly for podcast listening, they deleted the youtube app though which you can download the actual app again for free so no big deal. The map program is gone too and replaced with their new mapping system not supported by google. Over all good shit.
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Dear Parents,
Know in advance that if you ever ask me to keep an eye on your children that I will use the time to teach them every word to "Fuck tha Police". -
If Monday Had a Throat... Id have punched it about 18 times by now...
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Just like to congratulate all the fathers who got BJ's yesterday... You earned it
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What is the opposite of domestic abuse?
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Problem + Fuck Off = Problem Solved
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INSTEAD OF LMAO OR ROFL I WILL FROM NOW ON SAY EYFO - Eat Your Face Off
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Thought I was listening to a Skrillex song, but turns out it was just my car radio on an AM station while I drove through the tunnel under the airport runways in Memphis.
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So I keep seeing how well Titanic 3-d is doing and I continue to wonder why ... I mean I can totally see the guys reason to wanna see it? "Take this thought in mind, maybe Leo's character actually wanted to die at the end of Titanic? You sleep with a girl once and she's like, "I'll never let go" and you're like, "Great. Another clinger. I'd rather drown." I can relate... only reason to see the movie....to put yourself in his shoes if only for a moment of freedom then the credits roll and reality comes back....HAPPY MONDAY FUCKERS! :-D
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I wonder if whenever a casting director calls Rosie O'Donnell to offer her a role, she gets upset when she realizes they're not talking about buttery dough made by Pillsbury.
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Beware Im about to ruin a child hood favorite...That moment when the innocence of the Lucky Charms commercials is lost once you realize that all this time Lucky the Leprechaun has been referring to his testicles.
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It's fucking PI Day 3.14 like a mother fucker!

