About Me

Basic Information

First Name
Papa Smurf
Gender
male
Age
35
Listening Area
Other
Town
West Chester

About Me

About Me
I'm hung like a Smurf, wanna find out?

There is something totally disgusting yet hot about looking at old ladies.

The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are getting/giving oral sex. Fact: 1 lonely fucker is reading my Rover account... - You hang in there sunshine!

Something interesting, turn on the subtitles while watching porn.

The picture drew you in and now you are hooked. I don’t mind all the ladies trying to hit on me on here. There’s enough of me to go around.

I AM MADLEY IN LOVE WITH OUR HR MANGER THEA SHE IS MUCH TALLER THAN ME SO ITS REALLY NICE WHEN SHE WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND MY NECK. I KNOW SHE IS INTO ME AND I FLIRT WITH HER EVERY CHANCE I GET.

A special thanks to the two JACKASSES that I work with that wrote the above story. Thanks Brent and The Saint.

I don't like anything
However I love sex

I'D LIKE TO SEE DUJI NAKED, MIGHT MAKE HER FOREHEAD LOOK SMALL NEXT TO THOSE HUGE TITS.

I only show up for work to play on my computer.

I look at Paula's pictures every single day and one day she will put her boob picture back up.
Occupation
Everything/Fuck up
Favorite Movies
The one I made with your girlfriend. I bet you didn't know she did that.
Favorite TV Shows
I don't have time for TV
Favorite Music
Foo Fighters
Hobbies
Watching Porn / Jerking Off To Girls On This Site
Smoker
No
Drinker
All the time

Sex & Relationships

Relationship Status
Single
Sexual Preference
Straight
Searching For
Not Looking

Education

High School
Mason High School
H.S. Graduation Year
1996

Stalkers

dreth

dreth

Loving ( . Y . ) Paula as always
Picture is what I'd like to do to her
- 4 weeks ago
  • Member since
  • Wednesday, July 26 2006 20:00
  • Last online
  • yesterday
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