Position: Show pilot

Hobbies: Walking backwards, karaoke, amateur wrestling, airplanes

Age: 43

About: It's impossible to explain Jeffrey. You just have to listen to the show to learn why he's one of the strangest human beings ever to walk the planet. His wife was caught meeting men on online dating sites and bringing them to the house to have sex with her...while Jeffrey slept upstairs. He's accidentally crapped his pants...on the air. And his daughter was taken to the hospital after a huge rat entered his house and bit her on the foot.

He also st-st-stutters, although he claims he's been cured of that.