Position: Co-host, news

Hobbies: Gossip, backstabbing

Age: 44

About: If you're miserable, Duji is your best friend. If you're happy, she hates you. Perpetually single, Duji took the step of becoming a single mother through artificial insemination. She used an anonymous sperm donor from California, but that hasn't stopped fans from speculating that Rover is the true father.

She's tasked with doing the news, but has a remarkable lack of knowledge about what's going on in the world.