White House press secretary attacks media for accurately reporting inauguration crowds. Jeffrey kinda wrestled over the weekend. Men might start wearing chokers in 2017. Listener wants advice on slutty girlfriend. Half a million people show up for D.C. Women's March. There is a new conspiracy theory about Jeffrey's hit and run. 80's Dave stops by to talk about his sexual predicament.
Inauguration day.Dr. Matt Goldschmidt stops by the studio for the Augmentation Day boob contest. Rachel, a 31 year old recovering heroin addict stops by. Yanislava, a 25 year old girl from Bulgaria comes into the studio. Briana, a 24 year old stay at home mom tells her story. Ashley, a 25 year old that was in a terrible car accident comes in. Anastasia, a 28 year old recovering heroin addict comes in to share her story. Winner of the boob contest is picked.
Update on the mice infestation at the hotel in Rochester. Video emerges of Ohio lawyer hypnotizing clients for pleasure. Woman claims being called fat by an ex helped her lose a buttload of weight. Danni, a 24 year old bartender, comes in for The Hook-up. Dieter thinks UPS has a fake city set up to train drivers. Betsy DeVos suggests guns in school to protect kids from grizzly bears. McDonalds is introducing two new Big Macs.
Duji gets mad about Rover talking about her daughter not wiping.MLB pitcher tells Jessica Chastain that the best form of birth control is abstinence.The average net worth of American Millennials is NEGATIVE 17K.Pit bull owner arrested after dogs kill child and injure another.Listener sends email asking for dating advice. Man who shot Arizona trooper was former Mexican police officer.Rover's mom wants to go see Hamilton.
Former WWE wrestler Jimmy Superfly Snuka dead at age 73. Snitzer finally went to the gym. Hooters is serving angel shots to protect women on bad Tinder dates. Duji was really annoying on the bus to Rochester. Jeffrey brought two girls back to his hotel room. Dieter got upset when a calendar girl was talking about taking a dump. Oklahoma man says he's forced to pay child support for boy who isn't his son. Jeffrey reviews Sleepless for Skidmark Cinema.
Mouse infestation shuts down hotel's kitchen in restaurant. TV news presenters get into argument when they both show up for work wearing white. Man convicted of rape for taking off condom during sex. Jeffrey's daughter has started talking to a boy. Can the show do the 6-12-18-24 challenge? Rover's house smells like sewage.
Donald Trump held his first press conference after getting elected. Comedian, Joey Diaz, stops by the studio. Rhonda, a 28 year old investigative specialist, comes in for The Hook-up. Masturbation breaks at work would increase office productivity. Did an ex-army sniper save a family during a home robbery? Would you be sad if a crazy ex committed suicide.
Donald Trump denies that he hired Russian hookers for golden shower party. Wife of a U.S. marshal accused of framing his ex-girlfriend in Craigslist rape fantasy plot. Pastor ripped for posting video of woman in wheelchair towed by truck. Duji wore shorts and a shirt when she went swimming. Fiancee of N.Y. man killed in Brussels bombing suing Twitter. Judge rules lawsuit against Cracker Barrel in 2012 domestic shooting can go forward. Jeffrey reviews reviews Hidden Figures for Skidmark Cinema.
Dieter is late. Ballrag unfollowed Rover on Twitter. Father jailed for 40 years after he shot dead his daughter's sex attacker. Dr. G will now shrink labias using radio waves. Customer told waitress that they don't tip black people. Dan Costa on for Tech Tuesday. Charlie is having booger problems.