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tsc
everybody, lets buy baby food and drop it off at clear channel for jeffery and also get diapers for his wife. lol
john281981
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure avery attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?
The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?
The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care
mariadarling
What if Willy Wonka was a Time Lord and he traveled into the future to Oompa Loompas, brought them back to his time and used them to make chocolate and that’s why there will never be Oompa Loompas. His TARDIS was the great glass elevator…
crodaddy
Omg our waitress is a complete wack-job..my kids are tryin so hard to not laugh in her face..lol
beerandcigs
Missed the Wayne Knight interview. Shit. Hope I can catch it on a replay.
krissy_hustler
come visit the other hotties and I @ HUSTLER CLUB IN DOWNTOWN CLEVELAND :D
gearly
why is it you tell some one that you think their awsome you have to play twenty questions to try and explain why and when you have explained everything to them they still dont get it?
