Granted, but the glass is so fragile that the house is deemed unlivable.

I wish I had a nice glass of lemonade right now.

Granted, the glass is full of yellow sunstance but that is lemonade. However, i feel so much better now.


I wish people would not fear the Yagerman he is a gentle creature

Granted, but due to his name, people who encounter him become immediately hungover, thus wretching everywhere.

I wish it was 4 o'clock already to I can go home!

Granted but your home is over run with spiders & bed bugs

I wish smokes didn't cost so much.

Granted, but they're much cheap on the Indian reservation and they love your hair when you move in....

I wish my bathing suit was too big.

Granted, but they're much cheap on the Indian reservation and they love your hair when you move in....

I wish my bathing suit from last year was too big.