You can quite all you want. Just can't quit.

I wish my car worked.

granted, but now I ask to bum rides all the time and we get to spend a lot of quality time together.. and im not paying for gas

I wish Dieter would man up and do a porn with that guy's mom

Granted, but it's a cuckold video, with Dieter as the impotent husband and Dizzaster as the guy who takes charge right in front of him.


I wish my family would quit pushing each others' buttons.

id still watch


what a stupid wish
I wish to end world hunger...
no actually I wish it was December 21st already

Granted but you're still a slut, fuck up, forum cancer

you make me sick.

i wish this site didn't suck so bad

fuzzbomb wrote:



this is not a real fuzzbomb account...another fake

granted, they all fuse into one big pile of failasaurus poop.

I wish my trip next week goes well and I dont wind up dead in a dumpster covered in shit

Granted but you wind up dead in a dumpster covered in SEMEN

I wish I could go back to being 12 years old

Granted but you star in scat porn videos as a result.

I wish this site would turn into a site dedicated to doodoo porn.

It kind of has, amiright?

granted





i wish the forums had nothing but Rover topics or Jeffery crap

yeah more random bird mating teasing stories

and unenthusiastic movie reviews

brava
I wish you would not suffer from old age dementia and find news pictures

Granted but instead of pictures he physically demonstrates his love for dookie on your front lawn every morning at 05:17 a.m.

I wish all reality TV would be cancelled.

Granted, but I get to shave Donald Trump's head first with Snookies V-jay hedge trimmer.

I wish Sharon Reed was still on Cleveland News or Naked News Rochester...

Granted but it turns out she's a he and wants to give you a permanent warm front with Golden Showers!!!

I wish there was a NFL team in Memphis.

Granted, but they suck worse than the Browns

I wish you'd have your fantasies fulfilled by Lana and her strap on