Granted but you experience sever ass rash that only the feeling of cool cool snow can alleviate.

I wish I worked a regular 9-5 instead of 2nd shift. (Yes, I am happy to have a job but this is a wish!)

Granted, but your job is to clean porta potties

I wish it never snowed in Cleveland.

It's a job and I would gladly do it.

Granted. It now only snows over you.

I wish Ohio State wins tonight

Granted but they never win again.

...but I live in Cleveland lol

Didn't think it would need an explanation but...

You have a black cloud over your head so it only snows over you. The rest of Cleveland is nice & sunny.

I wish I didn't have to explain that.

Granted. But from now on everyone questions everything you say to them.

I wish my neighbor would move.

Granted, but you so called neighbors moved away be glad but opps the moving company made a mistake. They moved them in your space bedroom. Congrats you have some new friends


I wish crack didn't cost so much, i don't have that much bling bling to go around. I need crack cuz i see too many stupid people

Stop looking in the mirror so much

Granted. But you buy it from an undercover cop and get arrested.

I wish I could afford my dream car.

I wish I could bend Holly over and have my way with her

Granted but you lose your home and have to live in that dream car.

I wish the NFL season lasted 11 months a year!!!

Granted, but they overload the broadcasts with so many fuckin' commercials that each game takes three weeks to complete.

I wish I won the Mega Millions.

YEAh you'd be that guy on the latest E! Investigates- Lottery Losers. now lets take a look at this douchie mattress over here took away 175 million dollars after taxes and then ended up dead in "Bears" basement in a tutu face down with a dildo in your ass... how did this happen?



I wish my super huge tax refund would come already!!

Granted but just as fast has he came he is spent and you have to wait another year for him to recoup in order for him to cum again.


I wish I could just quite and start all over?