Granted, its now November 10th but unfortunately as joke everyone in the state put their who to vote signs in your yard.

I wish i could turn back time to around April cuz those was fun and happy times for me

Granted, but in order to do so we had to take away all those fun and happy times....and change the lottery numbers too.


I wish it didn't burn so much when I tinkle.

Granted, now you have no manhood but no more burning either. No need to thank me


I wish the NBA would make up its mind already.


(changing the lottery numbers? i thought we was cool)

Granted. They've made up their mind to replace the NBA with competitive dance fighting, so suit up.

I wish dinner would magically make itself tonight...

Granted, now go build me a highway


I wish I could fly

Granted.... Now jump!

I wish that the beer will flow freely tomorrow nite.

Granted, but It's from a Mayan beer bong. Good luck.

I wish I could get this damn song out of my head.

Granted... But now You are thinking of the song "Mickey"
"Oh Mickey you're so Fine HEY MICKEY"


I wish I could get ChorusGirl off my mind

Granted, but you'll never be able to think with THAT head again....

I wish men weren't such low-life scum sucking pigs...

granted...but now,no one is attracted to you and you remain perpetually single...forever and ever...and ever.

i wish chat would come back so yellow doesn't creep out the forum.

smells like urine and dead children when he's around.

Granted... now yellow is the new "He shits rainbow color" and we're all screwed!!

I wish the forums were funny like before!

Granted, but you gotta step up your game, like a lot..

I wish Jeffrey would get added to the website already so I can be his first friend!!

Granted, but after he realize you're his first and only friend he deletes his profile.



I wish people would stop trying to change my personality.

Granted but now you realize your personality sucks and can't change it yourself either.

I wish dreams really did come true.

Granted, you now have the fanciest wardrobe in all the land..

I wish my baby daddy didn't relapse