MaKe a wish at a price.
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Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 6 months ago #104032

Granted, its now November 10th but unfortunately as joke everyone in the state put their who to vote signs in your yard.

I wish i could turn back time to around April cuz those was fun and happy times for me
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Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 6 months ago #104122

Granted, but in order to do so we had to take away all those fun and happy times....and change the lottery numbers too.


I wish it didn't burn so much when I tinkle.

Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 6 months ago #104148

Granted, now you have no manhood but no more burning either. No need to thank me


I wish the NBA would make up its mind already.


(changing the lottery numbers? i thought we was cool)
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Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 6 months ago #104149

Granted. They've made up their mind to replace the NBA with competitive dance fighting, so suit up.

I wish dinner would magically make itself tonight...

Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 6 months ago #104198

Granted, now go build me a highway


I wish I could fly
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Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 6 months ago #104201

Granted.... Now jump!

I wish that the beer will flow freely tomorrow nite.

Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 5 months ago #104695

Granted, but It's from a Mayan beer bong. Good luck.

I wish I could get this damn song out of my head.

Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 5 months ago #104698

Granted... But now You are thinking of the song "Mickey"
"Oh Mickey you're so Fine HEY MICKEY"


I wish I could get ChorusGirl off my mind
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Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 5 months ago #104737

Granted, but you'll never be able to think with THAT head again....

I wish men weren't such low-life scum sucking pigs...
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Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 5 months ago #104738

granted...but now,no one is attracted to you and you remain perpetually single...forever and ever...and ever.

i wish chat would come back so yellow doesn't creep out the forum.

smells like urine and dead children when he's around.
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Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 5 months ago #104741

Granted... now yellow is the new "He shits rainbow color" and we're all screwed!!

I wish the forums were funny like before!
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Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 5 months ago #104754

Granted, but you gotta step up your game, like a lot..

I wish Jeffrey would get added to the website already so I can be his first friend!!
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Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 3 months ago #106144

Granted, but after he realize you're his first and only friend he deletes his profile.



I wish people would stop trying to change my personality.
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Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 3 months ago #106145

Granted but now you realize your personality sucks and can't change it yourself either.

I wish dreams really did come true.
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Re: MaKe a wish at a price. 1 year, 3 months ago #106146

Granted, you now have the fanciest wardrobe in all the land..

I wish my baby daddy didn't relapse
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