Granted, you now have more free time and your going to need it due to your about have twins. Congrats See and you thought you was just a bit thick



I wish i had six arms..don't ask why

Granted. You're a spider and I'm about to squash. (6 arms 2 legs...eh it works)

Since we were specifically told not to ask and I'm horrible at following rules...

I wish I knew why Yager wants 6 arms.

Granted, now you know but now you want to distance yourself far away from Yager as possible, infact Yager just made your hair stand-up just a bit..




I wish it was leagl to hurt stupid people

Granted, but you now suffer in pain everyday from the hurtings people put on you.

I wish the Super Bowls were played in cold weather un-domed stadiums.

chorusgirl wrote:


you better learn the fucking rules!!

Granted. But, you get to sing the national anthem at every game, in sub zero temperatures, nude.

I wish Ginger had made a wish.

I wish people could read my mind and then they'd realize that I probably shouldn't be making wishes

ok, I wish for world peace AND Obama 2012

You'll get nothing & like it. It's called make a wish not lets be greedy & make 3 wishes.

I wish I had some chocolate milk right now.

Granted... check your toilet

I wish it was warmer outside.

Access granted now welcome to hell, hope you have sunblock 6000


I wish there was more excitiment around these parts beside watching crimes

Granted but you can no longer watch Ohio State Football, biggest bunch of criminals out there.


I wish I could go somewhere better than El Paso for a change.

Granted but it's back to Afghanistan for you!

I wish I had eleventybajillion dollars

Considering that that is not a real number your wish has already been granted, would you like fake money for your fake number?

I wish people would entertain me

Granted, the male strippers will be at your house shortly.

I wish I had my own hot tub.

My body temperature is always high, and I am certainly a tub o' lard at this point. Congratulations. I am your very own hot tub.

I wish the little kitten hiding on my porch from the rain would go away. I can't afford another pet, I can't handle another cat, and I can't pay more vet bills, especially for a kitten I don't know that already seems to have a bad eye.