Granted now your me.

I wish I was a Pimp. Where is my money bitches!

Granted. But now you're the pimp from I'm gonna git you sucka!

I wish they would bring back Dare Deiter.

Granted, but all of his dares now involve homosexual activity, and you have the starring role.

I wish the forums were different than how I left them.

granted thats what you get for leaving

i wish the asshole would never post

Granted, but you are the asshole.

I wish I had phone service!

Granted, But ITG & BWB keep calling you....

I wish my elbow would stop hurting.

granted but everything else starts hurting

i wish i could fuck a midget

Granted, but we couldnt find any female midgets...


I wish I would win a brand new Dodge Challenger!

granted, but it is a matchbox car

I wish I can make it to the most awesome gathering June 10th

Granted, but we all changed location last minute.

I wish my hair was longer.

Granted, but your hair extensions catch fire and everyone thinks you're Michael Jackson reincarnated.

I wish there was a good pizza place near me

Granted but the only topping they have is Anchovies.

I wish gas prices would come down.

However,old creepy men pants would come down too


I kinda wish i didn't live in the ghetto anymore, just once i wish i could walk down the street without looking over my shoulder.

Granted, but now you get attacked by bratty suburbanite kids on a daily basis.

I wish I had more time

Granted, but you have to spend all your extra time at work with no internetz.

I wish I had a hot pink Hello Kitty gun.