The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but a mod deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

I wish for Coke.

Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)

Lets start!!!

I wish for Ghost of Radio to get the Blue Waffle Disease.

Granted, but the "Blue Waffle Disease" is really slang for a winning 5 dollar lottery ticket, so means nothing in the grand scheme of things.


I wish for a better paying job.

Granted but the job is a fluffer in gay porn.

I wish for no more rain in Memphis.

Granted, but now you'll get tornadoes instead.

I wish the people who aren't good at attacking other posters would stop trying and instead leave it to the professionals.

Granted, but the professionals are really the same person.

I wish Dizz really DID have a black man's penis.

granted. except it has vitiligo. poor fella

i wish duji was awesome

Granted, but now she is your best friend that calls/text you all day, everyday.

I wish I won the lottery

Granted, but your doctor tells you that you must gave a sex change in order to save your life and it costs exactly your lottery winnings.

I wish to be the smartest person in the world.

Truck32 wrote:


Granted, but now you're worse off than Steven Hawkins

I wish I had fake internal organs

Granted, but they were made by China with led paint.

I wish to live forever.

Granted, but so did Bongwater Bill, so now you two are ROOMIES!


I wish I could freely use an idiot bullet.

Granted; but you have no gun, and must throw them.



I wish gasoline was 10 cents a gallon.

Granted, but now you pay for anyone that posted in the forums, past and present.

I wish my wishes had no bad turnout

Irishrain wrote:


Granted, but now your family suffers while you enjoy your wishes, still directly affecting you some how.

I wish my arms and legs were replaced with cyborg parts

Granted, but you can no longer afford oil so your parts become rusty and fall off.

I wish for infinity wishes.