A WARM APPLE PIE

My niece randomly calling me to come over and play dollies.

My cat greeting me at the door after work for snuggles everyday.

Knowing that I have a best friend and kindred spirit.

Watching two drunk ass guys fighting. mainly because its them in each others face practically making out while yelling at each other.

hearing my dog fart and she looks up at me like "what the hell was that?"

Cold beer and a fishing pole

BC is onto something. Put I'd prefer a spliff and some fishing. I refuse to say a "pole" in my hand makes me happy.

the "bit" i just heard on rover today...
the "Jeffery fantasy of Duji"

i'll admit it.

i lulz'ed

Fresh Dr.Pepper

talking with friends

Bike ride

fat pompous assholes looking like the retards that they are on the radio... nothing better

watching the steelers or yankees lose

1. watching the yankees kick some ass

2. When the one special hot girl talks to me

A nice fresh kill

when its time for me to leave work!!!!

The freakin' steak I had for dinner last night. Awesome.

Not having to cook dinner tonight! Super awesome!

Giving certain people Skittles.

Comic book movies that don't suck.

My daughter being 16 and in freakin' college.

Someone surprising me with Skittles!!