We've all been there... such is the life of a man.

dat ass was looking niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

why:did i drive?

derp

Next time (if there is a next time) invite her to drink at your place.

Why am I up at 4:45am? Oh! That's right! Does need to pee too...

efff uuuu wrote:


you probably ran someone over and dont even know it, good job dumbass

Why when i try to go out to meet new people it turns bad to the point i should of stayed home and clean my guns instead?


People are crazy

Why do all the new cartoons suck?

Gimme some old school G.I.JOE, Transformers, Thundercats...

Why is it every time someone needs a paper towel, they get it after their hands are already wet. Everyone knows that you have to hold the roll with one hand and tear with the other. Now there is a huge wet hand print in the roll of paper towels causing all subsequent paper towels to be wet! Rip it off when your hands are dry YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you.

U r very angry 2day... I think u need 2 masturbate on the way home in traffic with one of those wet paper towels close by... It might take the edge off B4 u get home and kick your wife and beat your dog... Always helps me.

Why do i continue to work when fishing is so much more enjoyable