Why do certain things happen in life

why wont it let me change my status?

Why oh why can't I have some pie?

Why are funeral viewings called a wake?

Why did my boss give me a gym number to call for someone's mental health benefits?

Why does night shift jobs mess with me so badly?

Why do people say they had a bad dream? Dreams are good, its called a nightmare.

Why do I go shopping and spend money I shouldn't when I have a bad day at work?

Why have i been stuck in a rut for so long? Seriously i can't even kill my zombies

Why is everything I eat and drink spilling onto my cream colored shirt today?

Why isn't there any good books to read while i take a masive poop

why do they keep calling if the check is in the mail?

Okay Its correct, Why can't i sleep anymore?

why do I feel like my dad is watching me at the bottom of every screen??

Seriously, why must i work today?









Why is my eye all pink? It looks like im high or something..