InternetToughGuy wrote:


It's sad that you need to project your fantasies in ways of negative response. You'l never see my snatch, and you never will. Learn to live with it. Besides... you're more of a shove-your-cock-down-my-throat kind of guys.

See you assume I'd want near what you call a snatch.....what women calls it a snatch.....seems the comment about it smelling maybe dead on. Chuck I am married and thus have no use for stanky strange.

Not by choice...

Huh?

See you killed the Dear Santa thread u ruin everything.

Dear Santa,

I know I've written you a couple times this year. I know that YOU know what I really want, so I won't bother going over that old chestnut. In fact, I'm not going to ask for ANYthing this time. I'm curious what you, given your giving nature, want for YOURSELF for Christmas!

Jane Fonda workout tapes?
Fireproof knickers?
A 17" steel belted candy cane shaped dildo?
A boob job for the missus?
Ed Begley Jr.'s autograph?
A Fisher Space Pen?
An electronically heated thong?
Deer jerky? (some of the guys around here said you'd like it)
A flask full of Ozzy Osbourne's urine?
Swan meat?
Just For Men for that snowy white beard?
A better fashion sense?

Just spit-ballin' here, sir.

Dear Santa,

Please by some chance and miracle let Justin's last gift get here on time! Thanks.

InternetToughGuy wrote:


First, I highly doubt any woman is dumb enough to marry your ass. Second, if you actually meant anything to this board, than you would understand why I choose the terminology of 'snatch'.

'Kay thanks, bye. Fucking idiot.

InternetToughGuy wrote:


First off ITG I didn't ask for or need ur opinion on anything I do or don't do!
What I do in my life should in no way concern you! But if ur life is so pathetic that you feel the need to start shit on every topic to get attention is sad in the least I have no use or need for ur childish nonsense! I really am not going to say anything to keep you going cuz it is just a waste of time to show you any attention you will just keep posting nonsense as usual! I do find that you are so off base that you let a web site rule ur every waking hour to post useless confrontational bullshit is astonishing the need you have to be center of attention is just lame and really produces nothing fun or funny!
The test was negative!
And ITG you truly are a Fucking Idiot!

charliebrown36 wrote:


I second this and agree 100%!

devilslittlehoty wrote:


Don't we all?

Dear Santa,

Can you please go back in time and make ITG a splash on his mom's face instead?

Thank you!

- Srah

Dear Santa-

Bring me one more shot at The Death Star.

Thanks,

Red Leader

Dear Santa,

I haven't gotten around to picking up the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD yet, but could you possibly get me a set? I'd love to sit and watch this Red Leader clown get blown up over and over and over again, showing himself to be an ineffectual douche.

Dear Santa-

Remind Jitterydouchebag that Wedge Antilles (Red Leader) actually survives all three movies....

Too bad.