dear santa....ooooh boy this is gonna be good

please bring me a kiddie pool

and

two 55 gallon drums of baby oil

so i can have girls come over to wrestle in it.

i also need a new hi speed video recorder so that i may capture

all the special moments.

i would also like you to bring me illicit substances(pick a few)

oh yeah, don't forget batteries

thanks

your friend

fuzz

Dear Santa,

Please thank the baby Jesus for not making me a Slut, thus keeping me from contracting herpes. Despite herpes being the gift that keeps on giving, I'm pretty sure it would land me on the naughty list.

Amen

Dear Santa,

Please give me a boyfriend who's really good at eating pussy for Christmas.

Thanks!

charliebrown36 wrote:

i am actually laughing out loud..we all want this!

AmberL wrote:


Haha.
I know/
But hey...
A girl can wish.

Dear Santa,

Remind DxLish that Anonymosh and I ran into Slut while we were waiting on ITG and she wasn't all bad. She's actually a woman.

--Puddy

Dear Santa,

Remind Puddy that I dont doubt that she is a woman and her being a slut really doesnt bother me...Im all for casual safe sex. Please also remind Puddy that it is Sluts stupidity that bugs me.

dear santa

that is some funny shit
i don't care what you say.

Dear Santa,

I need to clarify my last request. For Christmas, I want a boyfriend who is an amazing pussy eater AND appreciates the value of a good woman when he finds her.

That is all.

Thanks!

Dear Santa,

Please understand that I'm just posting here to bury turds. You already have my list.

Yours,
Anon

Chuck maybe the guys are getting a wiff and don't want to stay long.

dear santa:

cancer for the forum cancer(itg)

Dear Santa let this be negative!

HAHA.....wrap it up next time or take the load to your face. No more kids to white trash please.

InternetToughGuy wrote:


Why? You need the attention of being the last one?