TOPIC: Dear Santa...

Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80494

dear santa....ooooh boy this is gonna be good

please bring me a kiddie pool

and

two 55 gallon drums of baby oil

so i can have girls come over to wrestle in it.

i also need a new hi speed video recorder so that i may capture

all the special moments.

i would also like you to bring me illicit substances(pick a few)

oh yeah, don't forget batteries

thanks

your friend

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Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80527

Dear Santa,

Please thank the baby Jesus for not making me a Slut, thus keeping me from contracting herpes. Despite herpes being the gift that keeps on giving, I'm pretty sure it would land me on the naughty list.

Amen
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Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80533

Dear Santa,

Please give me a boyfriend who's really good at eating pussy for Christmas.

Thanks!

Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80537

charliebrown36 wrote:
Dear Santa,

Please give me a boyfriend who's really good at eating pussy for Christmas.

Thanks!

i am actually laughing out loud..we all want this!
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Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80541

AmberL wrote:
charliebrown36 wrote:
Dear Santa,

Please give me a boyfriend who's really good at eating pussy for Christmas.

Thanks!

i am actually laughing out loud..we all want this!


Haha.
I know/
But hey...
A girl can wish.

Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80565

Dear Santa,

Remind DxLish that Anonymosh and I ran into Slut while we were waiting on ITG and she wasn't all bad. She's actually a woman.

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Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80575

Dear Santa,

Remind Puddy that I dont doubt that she is a woman and her being a slut really doesnt bother me...Im all for casual safe sex. Please also remind Puddy that it is Sluts stupidity that bugs me.
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Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80583

dear santa

that is some funny shit
i don't care what you say.
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Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80604

Dear Santa,

I need to clarify my last request. For Christmas, I want a boyfriend who is an amazing pussy eater AND appreciates the value of a good woman when he finds her.

That is all.

Thanks!

Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80625

Dear Santa,

Please understand that I'm just posting here to bury turds. You already have my list.

Yours,
Anon

Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80700

Chuck maybe the guys are getting a wiff and don't want to stay long.

Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80706

dear santa:

cancer for the forum cancer(itg)
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Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80712

Dear Santa let this be negative!
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Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80734

HAHA.....wrap it up next time or take the load to your face. No more kids to white trash please.

Re:Dear Santa... 2 years, 5 months ago #80752

InternetToughGuy wrote:
HAHA.....wrap it up next time or take the load to your face. No more kids to white trash please.


Why? You need the attention of being the last one?
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