Dear Santa,

I would like the following please.

1. The joy of my loved one's.

2. To make the one that I love happy and fulfilled!

3. To have more people help just a little because of the need that seems to be so great!

4. To just make it past the Holidays with my sanity!

Thank you.

srahsrah295 wrote:



i totally forgot about the powers.....i know just the person to be my partner in crime but i don't like sharing...

Did someone say Mrs. Claus?

DxLISH wrote:


maybe.....

but my jager is my jager....

Santa doesn't drink jager! At least swap it for some eggnog or minty hot cocoa.

srahsrah295 wrote:


This santa drinks jager, wait i know i'll mix jager with eggnog and it has christmas colors. I got the red hair going on so im ready for the santa gig...

And you'll turn green after drinking that mixture....so festive!

srahsrah295 wrote:


so i'll turn green with red hair, sounds like i got the holiday colors down packed.....

It sounds like a fucked up punk rock Grinch, which would have to be better than that piece of shit Jim Carrey version, so I'm all for it!

Dang, there's a lot of people vying to be Mrs. Claus.

btw

Dear Santa:

Please make people stop making poopy avatars.

I don't like poop.

Dara...everybody poops. I'm pretty sure people would die if not for poop.

Dear Santa;

Would you mind speaking to God about smiting the FREAKS (but probably just A FREAK) who creates multiple accounts and finds it appropriate to keep sending me penis pics...that he finds online. We all know that he has issues with his being so small. He might ask..."How do you know this?"....ummmm, cause moles don't move ya FREAK! Or maybe give that guy enough money to at least have it checked out or something.

OH, and a pair of those red wedges i saw at Macy's and a Pillow Pet, the penguin (it was so flipping cute!!)
Thanks

Dear Santa:

I wouldn't mind if you brought me a nice big package attached to a lovely sweetheart of a man.

I will make him biscuits.

Thanks.

Dear Santa:

Please let me get my shopping done this Saturday.

Thanks.

philamina wrote:


I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants a pillow pet, so Santa, please include me in on that one haha