I started this for all of us to send our wish list to Santa..

Dear Santa, please let me get one hit in Thrillers/Lisa/Leroys mouth so she can look like this. And possibly shut the fuck up.
Thanks..Volcom

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is...






...and a good Catfight

Dear Satan/Santa/to whom it may concern:

-please get InternetTurdBoy some new material

-so he's not such an internet forum cancer

Dear Santa:

Please make me an Hawaiian Tropic model. PLEASE.

KThanksBye

Dear santa,

Please get me a new f-350 king ranch diesel, so my other truck can have a friend, and maybe a women who aint crazy haha


Thanks,

-Bigcountry-

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl all year.

Please feed Thriller......to your reindeer.

TY
~Lish~

Dear Santa,
I would also like to add a gift card for Thriller/Lisa/Leroy to Childrens Place so she/he can buy some new undies.
Those black ones are getting old.


~Volcom

Dear Santa,
Please bring me lots of green trees so i am nicer to people.
Sincerely,
Your little slut

Dear santa,

Please make these few months get the fuck on this shit is stupid I need to get back to bass fishing.

Btw delish don't be wishing that evil on those poor reindeer. they don't need aids how the fuck are we suppose to get presents and BC that's one badass truck. you sir earned some respect cause you picked ford.

Dear Santa,
I've been a very good boy this year, so instead of Tinker Toys, can you please bring me one of these? It puts the new holiday Barbie to shame...

Also available in the deluxe model...

Dear Santa:

Please don't be mad at me for giggling at jokes in other people's expense.

I have been a good girl in other ways, I promise.

I would like this:

Under me, er, under my tree. PLEASE

KThanksBye

Thendara wrote:


Soooo if Santa brings you a red shirt you are in right? i mean according to Thiller/Lisa/Leroy/Mike that is all it takes right?

Dear Santa:

Please give me strength.

KThanksBye

you know dara im the closest thing to santa so you can sit in my lap if you like and tell me what you want