Squirrel might taste something close to chicken but rat is no where close to anything that might taste good.

There is more real lemon juice in Lemon Pledge furniture polish than in Country Time Lemonade

Ohio became the 17th state on March 1, 1803.

in certain parts of the jungle instead of throwing the evil ones (pedophiles/murderers/rapists) in jail, cause they don't exist, they just kill them and eat their hearts. that would probably save a lot of money.

The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 erections a night

Woodpeckers can peck at a rate of 20 times per second.

Clinophobia is the fear of going to bed.

If you walk around naked you will eventually get caught by the cops

and, there are no such things as fairy stones

The tongue is the only body muscle that is attached from one end only

they say cities are generally more developed on the east side than the west side because the morning/evening work drive, i don't know how true that is, but i do know that i'm like "fuck you sun" on my way home!

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That certainly is not true in Cleveland. Have you been through the east side lately. Go down St. Clair as far to the east as you can. Do not slow down or you'll die.

back on topic -

Cleveland boasts America's first traffic light. It began on Aug. 5, 1914.

(we started the madness that followed)

Red drank is Cleveland's version of the infamous "purple drank" made popular in Houston by such people as Mike Jones and Paul Wall. Made by mixing Cherry Cough Syrup with codeine, Vodka, and or Sprite.

I really didn't know anything about that red drank! Hunch punch, however, is a mixture of mountain dew, kool aid and everclear. I've had some of that...I think.

Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.

Sam Kinison, who had served several months in AA, was killed by a drunk driver.