Elephants are the only land mammals that can't jump

June 2012 will have 5 Friday(s), 5 Saturday(s) and 5 Sunday(s) we won't see this happen for another 283 years.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twerp.

The retard with his sporty lil Honda that parked too close to my car at the grocery store is also card a twerp.

Lana812 wrote:


Did it have the 12" muffler pipes and bass so offset the windows rattled?!?!?!


Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula."

Yes it did.... Also had a sticker across the window that said HONDA... in case he forgets what it is when he is at Auto Zone picking up parts...

Victoria's Secret has a height requirement similar to all high fashion: between 5 feet 8 inches and 6 feet tall. Anyone shorter than 5 feet 8 inches is typically not considered. In addition to height, models must meet specific measurement requirements in order to model designer clothing. Because Victoria's Secret primarily sells lingerie, an hourglass figure is preferred. Models with a 34-inch bust, a 24-inch waist and 34-inch hips are the most desired; however, slight variations are acceptable if the model possesses other more desirable attributes, such as a beautiful face. In addition to height and measurements, age is a major issue for casting directors. Victoria's Secret looks for models with longevity, so older models are typically not considered, unless they already have a solid foot in the fashion industry. Victoria's Secret focuses on younger women, but not too young; new models should be at least 18, but not older than 22.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

Talk about fucking to save your life!!!

In 2005, 12 million female condoms were distributed to women in the developing world. By comparison, between 6 and 9 billion male condoms were distributed that year

Texas is also the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the same height as the U.S. flag.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust,
an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe and would have to walk on all fours

Ukranian model Valeria Lukyanova is living the dream of being a real-life Barbie doll. (Facebook)

Lana812 wrote:


The story has been running on Yahoo all weekend. She looks like she's got plastic skin. Guess there really is not such thing as bad publicity it's just publicity.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.