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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months, 3 weeks ago #111482

your mouth is not on its period!
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months, 3 weeks ago #111610

no, but I occasionally cough up blood covered, slimy chunks of flesh
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months, 3 weeks ago #111623

I see you've met my wife.
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months, 1 week ago #111819

YA LIKE ROLLER COASTERS MOTHERFUCKER?
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months, 1 week ago #111820

Damn, there is no way in hell im fucking you. Good god looking at you hurt my eyes.
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months, 1 week ago #111825

we can go to my house...just ignore my mom
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months, 1 week ago #111836

You would have been hot in the 18th century. Seriously, that's like a fathom of ass you're packing.
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months, 1 week ago #111838

Can I take a dump on your chest?
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months, 1 week ago #111841

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again"
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months, 1 week ago #111852

"i see you didn't get killed in the war, hmm well good i guess"
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months ago #111872

I'm Batman
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months ago #111883

"Do you like Pokemon"? Because I love Pokemon
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months ago #111886

I'm glad you had accurate pictures on your online profile. Mother insists I adhere to "laundry" rules when dating. It is wise not to upset Mother.
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months ago #111887

talkings extra
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 9 months ago #111895

since i'm paying can i at least get a hand job?
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