"Listen, aaaaalll Im saying is that Hitler MAY have had a good point or two"

Do you have a tampon I can borrow?

Hi, my name's herpes and I have Jim. I mean my name's Jim and I have herpes. Let's fuck!

Does your dog like peanut butter?

Im not saying I get pregnant easily, but we probably shouldn't spoon.

I'm allergic to condoms. Do you do anal?

Hey, i remember you from pansyfest

so I was like yeah I stick a whole pack of Hotdogs in my mouth and then he said how about your ass? And i was I don't know never tried it. Needless to say we had hot dogs for dinner. true story

I feel sick...blaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Oh sorry.

Hey those guys are listening to our conversation... stop talking for a second so I can say things to annoy them and agree with whatever I say.

Or the guy that told dead baby jokes(when I had a 6 month old) after he burped in my face.... And he wondered why we never had a second date

"u seem more socially awkward than a grad student at a batman screening"

Alleys are an important part of the human system of love making.

I like it when people have rock collections in the area because it means there are fewer rocks in the nearby soil which makes digging easier.

Your mom was better than you. Maybe you should try harder, its like you wasn't even trying....

Do you have any nicknames? Mine is the Chicago wind tunnel. Not sure why