Things you shouldn't say on a first date
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year ago #109421

"Listen, aaaaalll Im saying is that Hitler MAY have had a good point or two"
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year ago #109422

Do you have a tampon I can borrow?
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year ago #109423

Hi, my name's herpes and I have Jim. I mean my name's Jim and I have herpes. Let's fuck!

Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year ago #109424

Does your dog like peanut butter?
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 12 months ago #109499

Im not saying I get pregnant easily, but we probably shouldn't spoon.

Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 11 months, 3 weeks ago #109725

I'm allergic to condoms. Do you do anal?
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 10 months, 1 week ago #111058

Hey, i remember you from pansyfest

Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 10 months, 1 week ago #111079

so I was like yeah I stick a whole pack of Hotdogs in my mouth and then he said how about your ass? And i was I don't know never tried it. Needless to say we had hot dogs for dinner. true story
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 10 months, 1 week ago #111242

I feel sick...blaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Oh sorry.
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 10 months, 1 week ago #111245

Hey those guys are listening to our conversation... stop talking for a second so I can say things to annoy them and agree with whatever I say.

Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 10 months, 1 week ago #111246

Or the guy that told dead baby jokes(when I had a 6 month old) after he burped in my face.... And he wondered why we never had a second date

Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 10 months, 1 week ago #111270

"u seem more socially awkward than a grad student at a batman screening"
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 10 months ago #111272

Alleys are an important part of the human system of love making.

I like it when people have rock collections in the area because it means there are fewer rocks in the nearby soil which makes digging easier.

Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 10 months ago #111280

Your mom was better than you. Maybe you should try harder, its like you wasn't even trying....
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 10 months ago #111292

Do you have any nicknames? Mine is the Chicago wind tunnel. Not sure why
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