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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 3 months ago #106681

Do you mind if I text my X?
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 3 months ago #106684

I'm totally into prison sex movies.
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 3 months ago #106686

After answering online dating add....

Woman: OMG you don't have any arms or legs

Man: So what if I don't have arms or legs, I rang your doorbell with my cock... So we still doing this thing???
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 3 months ago #106732

"I think id break my 'no blacks' rule for Obama"
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 3 months ago #106734

Fuckity is such a fun word
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 3 months ago #106744

I saw your mom earlier, how often does she let your dad hit it?!
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 3 months ago #106874

Sometimes when I masturbate I think of Jabba the Hut
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 3 months ago #106881

We have to go to an early movie, I have to be back at the half-way house by 9pm.
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 1 month ago #108049

you suck at this!
apply pressure here
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 1 month ago #108052

Your sister does that better...
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 1 month ago #108055

wanna compare rmg numbers??
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 1 month ago #108058

Look, I know I still have the penis but it'll be gone once I sell my kidney for the operation money. We can just cuddle tonight!!!
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 1 month ago #108071

Wow, another negative test result. I'm kind of surprised this time...
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 1 month ago #108102

"Damn, I can't believe I got a real date. When I get home, my mom is going to be SO proud..."
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Re: Things you shouldn't say on a first date 1 year, 1 month ago #108105

It was nice of Rover to pay Safe & Reliable Limo for a 2nd limo to bring all your kids on the hook-up date.
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