show me your pussy bitch make it your avatarr then i believe you

Again, not seeing a problem with that one Chorusgirl....

Wanna play conductor? You lay down and let me choo-choo-choo------ afterwards you can blow my whistle!

hey you like wild animals?

cool, you want to pet my giant cock but watch out to tends to spit when you pet it too long.

"i thought you said you had money,
this doesn't even cover my phone bill"

Shhh. Mom's home.

way to get the job done, but it's cool my dildo is way bigger than your dick anyways..

talidus nyx wrote:

it's ok to move back in with your parents sometimes!

no...but seriously.


just touch it.

You won't get pregnant. I've been chemically sterilized by the state.

if you can't get it up, what good are you to me tehn

"So apparently you have a thing for creepy middle aged men who paint themselves yellow"

"a little older even, my last "boy"friend liked to be called 'grandpa' I know! I thought it was strange too"

"I hate every bone in your body, well except mine".


"You know they say good things come in small packages, and you are quite petite, and my penis is good"

mind holding this bit in your mouth while I wear my spurs?

can i stab you in the face now??