Sorry about answering that text, the wife thinks I'm out with the guys

You shouldn't say "Hello" when your phone is ringing. That's if you can even get a man who has enough respect for women to actually ask you on a real date. Just sayin..

talidus nyx wrote:


It's ok my husband's probably at your house anyways

GingerSlut wrote:


Good one, Gingy

Yeah, I'm from Memphis. I'm just in town to bow this chick up that I met on the RR.con site. Sure hope she's not a dude...or 13. But back to you...

OMG I love Justin Timberlake too!! I feel like we have so much in common already...

Are you down for a DP?

I think it's weird too nvrmnd.

forget the kiss goodnight..... how about a rusty trombone?

"Let's see that new Stanley Kubrick film, Eyes Wide Shut."

Sadly real, don't really know what I was thinking; actually dated that girl for a while, though.

job?

no I do this all day.

Oh sorry, did I just blow chunks on your car?

I just had all my blood tests done, I'm clean, are you?

Can my mom watch?

can she join??

I'm not seeing a problem with either of those statements.......


"Quick, pull my finger."