i live in da hood and really hate preppy people and i love the cock

"You are getting lucky tonight whether you like it or not"...

Whats a date...?

"I suddenly have the urge to let you move in, take all my money and get me pregnant...wow that's not healthy is it? If that's the first thing I go to."

Are you by chance allergic to chloroform?

Can we see if you fit in this duffle bag?

Yes dark allys are fun places to meet new people.

"It's t-shirt time!"

"let's play the 'who can run faster' game"

that smell? oh yea thats all me...

Does this look like a canker to you?

The doctor said the iching will go away in a few days. The medicine just hasn't killed them all yet.

this rash isn't permanent

Domestic Violence...Yay or nay?

My wife saw that movie Hallpass and she thought it was a great idea! I swear!