let's hear what you got.

so this one time in prison....

wasn't this on the show???

Anyways.

Lets see, you have nice hooters tonight

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you, and I together

This thread could go on for awhile.

Chick: Sneeze

Dude: "Bless you"

Chick: "Excuse me, I need to go clean myself up. I hate when I can't get out all the cum."

So, do you spit or swallow?

"I’m ready to start having children"

For someone my age this is like hitting a brick wall full force.

"Oh damn I really should get home before my wife/husband get home from work"

Let's go to your place, I still live with my parents.

Man these crabs are itchy as fuck!

My ex is sitting right over there and would TOTALLY be down for a threesome with a chick like you.

can you use a little less teeth?

1) I love you

2) Let's get married

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

You mind paying for dinner, im broke