Things you shouldn't say on a first date
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Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74316

let's hear what you got.
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Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74318

so this one time in prison....
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Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74319

wasn't this on the show???

Anyways.

Lets see, you have nice hooters tonight

Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74321

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you, and I together
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Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74322

This thread could go on for awhile.

Chick: Sneeze

Dude: "Bless you"

Chick: "Excuse me, I need to go clean myself up. I hate when I can't get out all the cum."

Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74324

So, do you spit or swallow?

Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74331

"I’m ready to start having children"

For someone my age this is like hitting a brick wall full force.
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Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74338

"Oh damn I really should get home before my wife/husband get home from work"
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Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74343

Let's go to your place, I still live with my parents.

Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74347

Man these crabs are itchy as fuck!
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Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74350

My ex is sitting right over there and would TOTALLY be down for a threesome with a chick like you.

Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74368

can you use a little less teeth?
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Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74369

1) I love you

2) Let's get married

Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74392

Don't worry, it's not contagious.
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Re:Things you shouldn't say on a first date 2 years, 7 months ago #74399

You mind paying for dinner, im broke
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