1986 - hands down, any year or competition with Metallica, the GODS win.

Who will self-destruct first John Travolta or Charlie Sheen (again)?

Travolta. Everyone's already seen the Sheen meltdown and now he's even getting a tv show out of it so it's my belief that any future Sheen meltdowns will be staged.

Would you rather bang someone with one arm or one leg?

1 arm - I don't think my leg would fit inside her

Biggest WTF were you thinking remake

Footloose or Karate Kid?

Footloose! Stupid then stupid now!

Hot Asian tranny or 1yr without sex

1 year without sex.

Aerosmith or Rolling Stones?

Neat but hard nursing home topic... Areosmith.

Liquid flower & vegetable fertilizer or pellets?

Not sure what the practical uses for those are but I guess pellets.

Cats or Dogs?

I have both, but more cats then dogs.

What's worse: consensual sex with a step sister, or watching her masturbate without knowing?

Both to me are equally acceptable but worse I guess would be watching. I'm a man of action!

Movie Preference? Western or Sci-Fi?

Sci-Fi - Westerns' suck horsecock.

Who will get married first Rob or Charlie?

I think Rob will get married to Charlie. They're the new butt buddies Inc. and Charlie has been driving Rob all over the place. Its only a matter of time.

Motorcycles: Crotch Rocket or Cruiser?

Was the only girl to ride a Safety Green "crotch rocket" to High School, so now I would prefer some soft tail.... & a Harley!

Sneaking into a Drive-in movie -OR- Sneaking into a stranger's swimming pool?

Neighbor's pool, it feels more naughty and swimming is better,


Skinny dipping with Rob or Watching a movie next to Jeffrey?

Skinny dipping with Rob. I can't stand it when people talk during movies and I have a feeling that Jeffery is a talker...

Cooler job, Astronaut or Special Forces?

special forces-causing shit to hit the fan or taking out osama. a win win!!

Hotter? K. Upton or A. Lima