I too once wondered why you NEVER see Dieter without a hat on (just like Bret Michaels) but click the link below to see a pic of him sans hat in court from 2008, so he does have hair. But wearing a cap all the time is not good for your scalp and could eventually lead to thinning hair.

www.19actionnews.com/Global/story.asp?s=...clienttype=printable

.....and concerning his "back-burner" status on the show now, I think he was forced to tone it down a few notches after he got in big trouble when that "best of" had him talking about "corrective rape to cure lesbianism" is my hunch. He's always been my favorite member of the show and I've met him 3-4x and he's always been nothing but nice to me and we talk about conspiracy theories from time to time so I hope he can get back to being the Dieter of the old days....the crazy Dare Dieter version lol

Phil McCraken wrote:

That's a comb-over from four years ago. Who know what he looks like now.

Really curious why he doesn't just put the clippers to it and call it a day. He shaves the rest of his body...would bust be a few more minutes.

Phil McCraken wrote:


He looks like Stiffler from American Pie. He should own it.

I am honestly surprised he's kept the gay encounters discreet so far, but then again if he let those(multiple) slip it would totally undermine his whole "macho ladies man" persona.. so maybe he's not entirely dumb

I'm aching to hear about Dieter's love life

was he arrested for that Throwing of the beer bottle?? Why have I not heard about this even though I have been a listener since 2006??? And is there a mugshot?????


Also he had to be trashed out of his mind to do something like that.

Well the word on the streets is that Dieter doesn't live alone. He's actually had the same partner for a while now, but they have to keep their relationship on the dl because, and I hope you're ready for this, his partner is the Loch Ness Monster.

If the government ever found out that Dieter was harboring something like that, he'd be in huge trouble and his best friend and lover would be taken away from him.

They actually have to dress the Loch Ness Monster up in different costumes (kind of like Roger from American Dad) so that no one gets suspicious.

And Dieter being dumb is just an act. If something ever did go wrong and the Loch Ness Monster was discovered, Dieter could easily play it off like he was fooled into thinking the Loch Ness Monster was the characters it dresses up like.

It all makes perfect sense.

Holly, stick with being a D-Grade whore.

You're not funny at all.

I was entertained

i could entertain you with a string

Eyeball_Kid wrote:


lmao

GingerSlut wrote:


This is true. I am easily entertain-able

I found it pretty damn funny!

And i thought this entire time it was bigfoot that was his secret lover lol