1- go to tahiti
2- ge tmy master's
3-make lotsa money
4-donate 1/2 like bill gates
5-bring charlies freak out
6-watch a republican choke on a vomit laden cock
7- laugh at it

1.go to texas and fish falcon
2.go to mexico and fish el salto
3.get tattooed by corey miller and chris garver
4.go to ireland
5.challenge kvd to a head to head fish off
6.hunt big ohio whitetails
7.give duji a facial

8-be the most important border
9-skydive
10-have an inground pool, with a diving board
11-discover a new species of insect
12- be high school skinny
13- have money saved for kids college and/or bond
14- give Duji chocolate covered enema equipped with full blooded mexican sperm

1. Hate fuck GingerSlut
2. End world hunger
3. Shake Rover's hand

15. come up with new name for Asanders05, calling him gay is an insult to fags; wanna go with something quaint like douchbag- but thats insulting to objects inserted into vaginas. standby

become the most hated man on the planet
make peace with my enemy
join the marines and blow shit up
unbalance society
beat the shit out of all the preppy people in the world

Since I'm approaching 50, I think of this often.

1 Learn to create sculptures from dookie

2 Create a mosaic from fecal matter v

3 Sniff Jefferies undies

4 go scatdiving

5 Learn to play the Scatxifone

6 Watch you all die (nothing to do with poopoo porn here. I just hate you all)

1. See the Grand Canyon, maybe even kayak the Rio Grande.
2. Learn to play the solo to "sweet child o mine" perfectly.
3. Swim with dolphins. I've heard they rape humans but I think that's bullshit.

1. Visit Tahiti
2. Visit Ireland
3. Visit Australia
4. Learn how to properly ride a horse
5. Go back to school to finish my degree
6. Learn to SCUBA DIVE
7. Restore a car
8. Build a treehouse

16. finish moving
17. break snicklet's spirit
18. take a trip around the world, stop off in Saudi Arabia, walk around in shorts, see how that pans out
19. going swimming this summer, a lot
20. pee on Dieter's grave; id say face but repeats don't count

GingerSlut wrote:


You could spend a lifetime on #17. THIS IS THE INTERNET!!! My computer has on off button, if I don't like it I can move on. Hint Hint.

21. learn all the noobs how to do it right

GingerSlut wrote:


Ha, that's the pot calling the kettle...

And learn??? "Intelligent" I believe the word is Teach.

1.) Ask GingerSlut to return my strapon

22. Clean Snicklet's ass off my returned strap-on.