What a fail the contest was(Jeffrey's kiss of death). The girl had it in the bag from the get go. Who can't lay on the floor for hours??? It wasn't fair at all, they should have made a rule everyone had to stay on thier feet(or at the very least she shold have been on hands and knees or just knees). The next time you do a contest maybe you should do a run through with the crew, if u had done that u would have realized whoever got the toe had no problem keeping that position.Disappointing as hell. Was looking forward to how funny this would be instead it was a flop. It was totally boring. Then when both ppl are still on Jeffrey and show is ready to end he offers....Who ever gets closest to Jeffreys penis wins, seriously??? a GUY and a ghirl, now if that isnt nfair iI dont know what the hell is, a guy doing that would NEVER live that down with his buddies, but for a girl it's no nig deal.Rover said maybe we should have them keep one arm in the air....that may have helped some even it out since a woman isnt as strong as a man in the arm area, but Rover mentions this like 10 min before the show ends. And did you hear Dieter keep saying, I saw the guys lips move off the nipple, when they didnt? This was all in the girls favor.And the body parts were so out of proportion, I mean how the fuck does a toe compare with an armpit?? They should have made everything about even as far as how gross.It seems as of lately the people on this show care less and less if the show is entertaining for the audience.and I mean seriously wouldnt you do a run through to see if its possible to stay in one position for a length of time, or what iof one of the callers had been to short to put thier lips on Jeffreys nose nop prep at all, they didnt even have a plan on what to do if it went past when the show ended, you would think when it was like 45 min before the show ended they would have had other challenges the contestants had to do while keeping thier mouth on Jeffrey.....was total amatuer hour. Anyone else think this sucked as, and could have been made into something really funny, had anyone put any effort into it? They should have just given whoever landed on toe the tickets right then and saved us all the boring air time.

I think you went in with too high of hopes. I thought it was entertaining...but way more entertaining if you were there. I knew it would not be over before the show ended. Those contests can go on for days if the pot is sweet enough. Making him throw up was a way of trying to get it moving along. The chick had to lay in vomit, that sucked. but the contest was the spin of the wheel. It was the luck of the draw. I had no issues with that.

you're exactly right ppl can go days if the prize is big enough, and they should have known this, so they should have had a plan devised as to what they could do besides puke on someone to hurry it along...they could have put a pair of jeffreys underwear on thier head, everyday a caller called in and won, the underwear jeffrey was wearing that day could have been set aside, that would have hurried it along lol. Even if the body parts werent as disgusting as the others(toe doesnt begin to compare with inner thigh) at least make it a rule you cant lay down. As Dumb said at one point, the girl looked like she was taking a nap. And look at all the things Rover was offering them and the girl contestant kept saying no b/c she knew she could lay on her stomach all day long. I felt bad for him, he hung in there so long but you just knew he didnt stand a chance in hell. I think everyone dropped off so fast after seeing her lay there on the floor. They knew they didnt stand a chance, I think anyone would have dropped off after seeing that.

who are you callin a nig, Wendy?

Im shocked you could find that many people who want to go see KISS honestly

It is a weird combo, most ppl that like Kiss dont like Motley crue and vice versa, and like arent these guys like 60 years old now? These old rockers need to learn when to hang up the mic. There have been like 50 Ozzy last tours....My ister went to see one like 10 years ago, and even back ten she said he shuffled around the stage and was forgetting the words to his songs lol. However it would have been nice to get free hotel and go sight seeing, I would be more excited about that then the concert, prob would have skipped the concert actually. Whats starnge is Motley crue has said Poison ucks but some of thier songs have the same feel to it. I didnt say all sngs a few. Pretty much interchangeable. Same with how they look, lead singer long blond hairYou had Vince Neil is his faggy zebra striped spandex, and Brett Michael in his girly white short fur coat.

more essays...

about shit no one cares about.

Yeah, I like KISS and Crue, but I wouldn't suck on Jeff's nips to gett ickets. I probably wouldn't even BUY tix. but a paid mini vacay to DC would be sweet.

i agree... Wendy is a complete fail.