YAGERMAN wrote:


Funny story - my buddy was at the gym a while back and he said there was a group of Mexican guys in there working out (I assume). Every time a hot chick walked by, the Mexicans would quietly say "bueno bueno bueno bueno bueno bueno bueno bueno bueno" really fast. My buddy and his friends followed these Mexicans around the gym as they worked out and they did it the entire time. Not as funny reading about it as it is hearing the story but you catch my drift.

Staying on the topic of exercise.

Don't you hate it when girls wear yoga pants when they shouldn't!

Ah Ha..so i should speak in polish or maybe spanish when these lovely ladies is near my viewing area at the gym. Good idea..

I think we need to start a law against yoga pants for certain people, right now, im dead serious. That is sick and nasty.


Lets stick with the gym topic: Don't hate that you decide to chose a heavy weight just to impress the lovely ladies but later you say to yourself what in gods name was i thinking while you can't move from your couch. No? So i am the only one? Fuck....

Low Weight / High Rep right here! Actually I guess I should say very low weight and mid range rep... I'm weak

Don't you hate lifting with someone A LOT stronger than you especially to muscle fatigue during a military press and you drop the bar on your head... OUCH!

I don't impress many people in the gym...

Man, all this gym talk is making me hate it when I'm working so damn much I haven't had time to work out in over three months.

Don't you HATE it when Roverfest tickets sell out so fast. That's actually pretty impressive. "I'm not even mad. That's amazing."

Don't you hate it when you have a deadline and you miss it?


I

HATE

DEADLINES


I'm very angry today for some reason...

There could be tons of lockers & benches available but someone has to come get all up in your space right next to you? Since I am super comfortable with my body I always make it very uncomfortable with their choice to hang out so close. Want to share my space, I will get buck naked right in your face. Think its cute to bring your kids to the gym to use the pool, they are going to see a grown woman's boobies as well. Feel like picking the shower right next to mine... OH IT'S ON...

Don't you hate it when you go to the gym to have a nice work out session only to run in to a bunch of snotnosed 14 year old bratty ass girls who don't even WORK OUT, they just throw towels at each other and mess with the weights thinking they're badass? Then they just leave their mess and you're a nice person so you pick up after them after wondering where their parents are. You continue to work out only for these girls to come back, mess shit up again and then GO ON TO CALL YOU FAT EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT AND YOU JUST WANT TO KICK THESE GIRLS ASSES BUT THEY'RE NOT 18 YET SO YOU CAN'T DO SHIT.

*inhales, exhales*

I feel better.

Amen!
The only things that bothers 14 year old girls is rumors.
Easy fix, start this one next time about one of them:

"Hey did you know that young girl in the yellow Hollister shirt already had her second abortion from a second black guy?"

They will leave you alone.

Dont you hate it when people try to tell you how wrong hunting deer is, Guess what fucktard more deer get hit by cars then killed by hunters, at least i eat what i kill and dont leave it to rot on the side of the highway.

Also, deer taste better than beef plus i always hear about over populated with deer. Woooo evil thought....what happens with the human population becomes too crowded? lock and load. ha ha


Don't you hate when people try to tell you how to act because you your not some out-going person like the rest of the group. Hey sorry i don't follow the crowd.

Don't you hate it when you make yourself available to every and all friends you have, no matter if it's 4:00 in the morning to 10:00 at night so that if something happens, they call you and you listen to them vent and cry for 2 hours? Only when something bad happens to YOU and YOU want a shoulder to cry on your friends call you selfish and self-centered because *gasp* someone else other than them have problems?

Need to talk? U know how to get at me.

Don't you hate when you see these dumb ass advertising postings. They suck as well as the people who post them!

Dont you hate it when you lay out at your own pool and catch the neighborsson looking over at you from his balcony with his shorts down and his little Jeffrey in his hand?