my bad

is it possible you could take some echinacea to clear out the plaque in your brain from being too old

Cyanide would be preferable.

I don't want to kill the bitch. Just cross its eyes.

4 u

You misunderstand, you stupid pile of fuck. YOU are to take the cyanide. "The girl" is non-existant, because you've probably only ever seen them on the internet. Fuck off and die.

Last night I banged a bitch so hard it couldn't walk afterwards. Not my problem.

Nasty Dad wrote:
That is usually what happens when you use roofies, creepo.

And by "bitch", you mean gerbil, right? Hell, I bet even the gerbil had to ask "Is it in yet?"