Wake up too early to twist the key.
Stumble on over to the Mr. Coffee.
Pour myself a warm black existence.

No in elenath hîlar nan hâd gîn

meh

I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs.

ya know, facebook just pretty much makes you feel like s**t, you see everyone else's life, and wish you just had something

alone he turns to stone

i forgot to see this one coming.

I used to work at a recycling plant. My job was to crush cans. It was soda pressing.

The razors and the dying roses plead
I don't leave you alone
The demi-gods and hungry ghosts of God
God knows I'm not at home

Oh man it seems like yesterday when I bought you a drink and I asked you your name The little girl with the punk rock face and the sadness in her eyes But we both know that people change pack their things and move away Now I don't care what the neighbors say Hey DJ find a record let the music play come on

Don't make it look so pretty burning.

My god, my tourniquet, return to me salvation.

Bored. Sigh. I guess I'll build a couch fort. AGAIN.

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...

ehlp, boredom