About Me

Basic Information

First Name
Ashley
Gender
female
Age
29
Listening Area
Cleveland area

About Me

About Me
So lets get a few things clear before you idiots read any further. No, I don't want to watch you do ANYTHING with that pathetic excuse for a penis, nor would I let you stick it anywhere within a 10 foot radius of where I happen to be at any given moment. I don't want to have a 3 some with you and your cousin's uncle's boyfriend or whovever you've convinced "it will be a good time", and quite frankly, if you've seen the movie Zoolander you would understand that my nickname has NOTHING TO DO with sucking anyones ass - so sorry to disappoint you, but seriously, get a freaking LIFE... So for all of the normal people that understand what is written above... Im Ashley, a 25 year old professional goof ball, full of fun and energy with an outgoing and charming personality. I'm 5'6" tall, I'm a NATURAL blonde, and I have killer blue eyes that tend to change colors... I'm a really cool laid back person who likes a challenge and likes to be creative. I can draw.. Paint.. Sculpt.. you name it I can probably find a way to do it. I pride myself on being a reliable and loyal friend.. my friends are my family. I have been through a lot in my short time on this planet but I try to never let it get me down.
Occupation
Process Server Coordinator - AKA I file Foreclosures
Favorite Movies
Zack and Miri! Dumb & Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Zoolander, Ace Ventura, Borat
Favorite TV Shows
Damages, House, NipTuck, CSI, Intervention, The First 48,
Favorite Music
Anything really... I was supposed to be named Stevie Rae after Stevie Ray Vaughn...
Hobbies
HA Wouldn't you like to know.... lol ...
Religion
Catholic
Smoker
Yes
Drinker
Moderately

Sex & Relationships

Relationship Status
Single
Sexual Preference
Straight
Searching For
Friends

Education

Education
College Graduate

Public Contact Information

Website
http://www.myspace.com/ashley2584|*|Myspace

Stalkers

AshSuckAss

AshSuckAss

BENEFIT Saturday Nov 19 2011 @ Harry Buffalo Lakewood, $20 6-8PM All you can drink domestic drafts, well drinks, and free appetizers, PLUS A FREE raffle drawing entry. Get there early, tickets will go VERY fast! (This is for a 24 year old girl who just had a liver transplant!) Prizes include Gym Membership, Monsters Club Seats, Limo, BIG Bottles of Bacardi, Spa Massage AND MUCH MORE! :) Raffle tic
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  • BENEFIT Saturday Nov 19 2011 @ Harry Buffalo Lakewood, $20 6-8PM All you can drink domestic drafts, well drinks, and free appetizers, PLUS A FREE raffle drawing entry. Get there early, tickets will go VERY fast! (This is for a 24 year old girl who just had a liver transplant!) Prizes include Gym Membership, Monsters Club Seats, Limo, BIG Bottles of Bacardi, Spa Massage AND MUCH MORE! :) Raffle tic
    profile 553 days ago
  • is recovering from the weekends shenanigans... oh Monday I hate that you have to come again!
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  • is happy the week is half over! LOL
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  • is wishing it were the weekend already...
    profile 1131 days ago
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    videos 1165 days ago
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    videos 1183 days ago
  • is laughing to herself... Does anyone know what a hangover is? YEAH, It means you're drunk. NO it means you were drunk yesterday... Oh man was I ever... hahaha
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  • AshSuckAss added a new comment on the photo Tilt your head to the RIGHT
    photos 1183 days ago
  • is holy I have the drunken birthday hiccups batman... thanks roommate...
    profile 1199 days ago
  • uploaded a new avatar.
    profile 1206 days ago

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