About Me
Basic Information
- First Name
- Ashley
- Gender
- female
- Age
- 29
- Listening Area
- Cleveland area
About Me
- About Me
- So lets get a few things clear before you idiots read any further. No, I don't want to watch you do ANYTHING with that pathetic excuse for a penis, nor would I let you stick it anywhere within a 10 foot radius of where I happen to be at any given moment. I don't want to have a 3 some with you and your cousin's uncle's boyfriend or whovever you've convinced "it will be a good time", and quite frankly, if you've seen the movie Zoolander you would understand that my nickname has NOTHING TO DO with sucking anyones ass - so sorry to disappoint you, but seriously, get a freaking LIFE... So for all of the normal people that understand what is written above... Im Ashley, a 25 year old professional goof ball, full of fun and energy with an outgoing and charming personality. I'm 5'6" tall, I'm a NATURAL blonde, and I have killer blue eyes that tend to change colors... I'm a really cool laid back person who likes a challenge and likes to be creative. I can draw.. Paint.. Sculpt.. you name it I can probably find a way to do it. I pride myself on being a reliable and loyal friend.. my friends are my family. I have been through a lot in my short time on this planet but I try to never let it get me down.
- Occupation
- Process Server Coordinator - AKA I file Foreclosures
- Favorite Movies
- Zack and Miri! Dumb & Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Zoolander, Ace Ventura, Borat
- Favorite TV Shows
- Damages, House, NipTuck, CSI, Intervention, The First 48,
- Favorite Music
- Anything really... I was supposed to be named Stevie Rae after Stevie Ray Vaughn...
- Hobbies
- HA Wouldn't you like to know.... lol ...
- Religion
- Catholic
- Smoker
- Yes
- Drinker
- Moderately
Sex & Relationships
- Relationship Status
- Single
- Sexual Preference
- Straight
- Searching For
- Friends
Education
- Education
- College Graduate
Public Contact Information
- Website
- http://www.myspace.com/ashley2584|*|Myspace
Friends
AshSuckAss
BENEFIT Saturday Nov 19 2011 @ Harry Buffalo Lakewood, $20 6-8PM All you can drink domestic drafts, well drinks, and free appetizers, PLUS A FREE raffle drawing entry. Get there early, tickets will go VERY fast! (This is for a 24 year old girl who just had a liver transplant!) Prizes include Gym Membership, Monsters Club Seats, Limo, BIG Bottles of Bacardi, Spa Massage AND MUCH MORE! :) Raffle tic
- 2 years ago
- Member since
- Sunday, November 09 2008 19:00
- Last online
- 2 years ago
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BENEFIT Saturday Nov 19 2011 @ Harry Buffalo Lakewood, $20 6-8PM All you can drink domestic drafts, well drinks, and free appetizers, PLUS A FREE raffle drawing entry. Get there early, tickets will go VERY fast! (This is for a 24 year old girl who just had a liver transplant!) Prizes include Gym Membership, Monsters Club Seats, Limo, BIG Bottles of Bacardi, Spa Massage AND MUCH MORE! :) Raffle tic
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is recovering from the weekends shenanigans... oh Monday I hate that you have to come again!
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AshSuckAss added a new comment on the video Dieter on TruTV's Most Shocking: Dumb Dudes
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is laughing to herself... Does anyone know what a hangover is? YEAH, It means you're drunk. NO it means you were drunk yesterday... Oh man was I ever... hahaha
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