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Since Michael Jackson was mostly made of plastic, they are going to melt him down and make Legos out of him so kids can play with him for a change.
Michael Jackson: " Doctor, my skin is too dark, I don't like it."
Doctor: "Go home and take a bath in bleach, you crybaby."
Whacko Jacko: "Why do I like young white boys with full lips?"
Doctor: "Get the fuck out of my office!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't cum on your face until ur 13.
Farrah went to heaven and God asked her if she had one wish. Farrah answered right away and said she wanted all the children in the world to be happy. That's when God killed Michael Jackson. HORRAY!!
M.Jacson: "Why did my hair catch on fire?"
Doc: "Because you have pubic hair on your head and you poured Jerry Curl on it you stupid Sissy." Jerry Curl + Explosives = Poof
Religious Wars are battles to see who has the best imaginary friends. -Jim Gaffigan
To fz bomb: Yo moma is so ugly she laid down for a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
fz bomb: Yo momma so stupid the psychic reader only charged her half price to read her mind
I am a Jokester, but not just any.
I would like to be your friend,
but you may choose to be my enemy.
If so, good luck and bite me gent-te-ly.
I am a born again atheist, with a shade of agnostic. -fdc
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody hardly listens anyway. -fdc
Bubba the African-American Playa: "..where's my reparations mo f*k*r??"
Whiteman: "....if you don't like getting welfare, foodstamps, free housing ,free medical care and selling crack and hoes on the side, I will gladly buy you a one way ticket back to Africa, you dumb-ass."
Playa: "...whatchu talkn bout?"
Whiteman: "you got choices: get an education, get a job, get off our backs, quit stealing from us, take out YOUR ugly women again, and if you don't like it go back to your roots (Africa with spears). We did you a favor by bringing you over here in the first place. Grow the fuck up and educate your lame ass mindset and quit listening to the Black radical so-called leaders (jesse Jackson, don king, and those other fruit cakes) What my great great great grandfater did to your great great great grandfather has little bearing on today's reality now does it???"
Man HAS to suffer. When he has no real afliction, he invents some. -Jose Marty
Take responsibility for your own actions and thinking. Everyone has their own set of problems. Give everyone a break. No one can intimidate you without your permission. No one makes you feel a certain way! That was your choice. Your own perception shapes what you think and therefore how you feel. Get over it. Don't depend on others to get you out of trouble. You got yourself there, now you get yourself out. Try to figure it out for yourself first. Research it with critical thinking and logic. Only then call a friend or family member if you have confusion. Do not call EVERYONE about your cat or your cat fights. Unnecessary Drama bores the shit out the Recipients. TRust me. -fdc
I don't mind arguing or fighting; so don't fuck with me, please. I have all the time in the world. I may end up having a good laugh at your expense. Thanks. And, oh ya, i know,i know,I know I am old, but that does not make me a pervert or a dirty OLD man necessarily. I am just a senior citizen who still enjoys a good view and chattin with funny women who have intelligence. If that was against the law, I would be doing LIFE. Thank you for your understanding. If you still don't understand, I will see you in Hell. I'll be the one in the Rover T-shirt givin yo momma some Mac, u punk ass dick breath! Take your hate to someone who cares about it. Thank You Very Much.
Ok, now, who wants to hear about my cat????
- Retired. Tired Yesterday. Tired again today.
- Favorite Movies
- Matinees, cause i am a cheap bastard and i take my own popcorn and candy
- Favorite Music
- Blood for Blood
- Asking for High paying jobs that are really easy
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- Self-Righteous People are Delusional
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Lebron can go to Hell
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