About Me
Basic Information
- First Name
- Ben
- Gender
- male
- Age
- 26
- Listening Area
- Cleveland area
About Me
- About Me
- I'm a bit concerned about this odd growth that has appeared between my shoulder blades; I can only assume that it's actually a second head, given the eyes and teeth. I guess I'll have to look on the bright side, at least I'll have someone to keep me company. Or I can go join the circus, or just scare random strangers. I think I'll opt for the latter. Onto bigger and better things... I recently took a second job driving the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile; the pay is nothing to brag about, but it sure is great to be in the driver's seat of a giant weiner for a few hours a week. When I finally get some time alone I usually pop in a "Sweatin' to the Oldies" VHS and really let my freak flag fly high and proud. After that I always strap on my golden parachute pants, blast MC Hammer's "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em" album and practice my best dance moves. Yeah, I know it sounds hella fun; you can join the party too for only $29.95 a month. Just visit www.idrinkurineforfun.com
- Occupation
- Building Cabinets
- Hobbies
- I enjoy Basket weaving, playing with matches and terrorizing
- Religion
- Christian (other)
- Smoker
- No
- Drinker
- All the time
Sex & Relationships
- Relationship Status
- Single
- Sexual Preference
- Straight
Education
- Education
- College Graduate
Public Contact Information
- Yahoo IM
- B2tater
- MSN IM
- This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.
Friends
B2T
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- Member since
- Saturday, April 26 2008 20:00
- Last online
- 10 months ago
- Profile views
- 310 views