All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
~ Steve Martin ~

Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.

As summer end is near I wish to raise a glass to all the lovely ladies that wore short shorts, tight tank tops, and itty bitty bikini's. To them I say...THANK YOU.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. - William Dement

If you are going through hell, keep going.
-Winston Churchill

You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.” -- Dr. Seuss

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
-Hangover

God said "you shall find an obedient and good woman in all corners of the world". Then he went and made it round.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Einstein

92 degrees, bottle of boones, swimming pool -
priceless

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks,You better run, better run, outrun my gun. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
FOSTER THE PEOPLE
Summer time in RocCity

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
-Monty Python
Happy 4th Motherf@#$&*

Few people are capable of expressing equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudice of their social environment. Most people are incapable of forming such an opinion. A. Einstien

PS...RIP AndyGriffith