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1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do NOT talk about /b/.
2 1/2. If anyone asks about /b/ you don't know anything.
3. We are Anonymous.
3. 14159265358979323846.... Expect us.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.
15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
32.5 All your pictures were obviously photoshopped
32.6 I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a lot of shops in my day. /oldfag
33. When in doubt, it's a man. (Also see Rule 30)
33.5 Lurk moar — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
35.5 If nobody makes it, /b/ will.
36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
37-B Dividing by zero is equal to multiplying by infinite.
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Needs moar Desu. No exceptions.
42. Is the answer to life the universe and everything. NO EXCEPTIONS.
42.5 Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44. Trying to edit the rules of the Internet with Japanese characters is like trying to make “2 girls, 1 cup” acceptable in society. It only works at A-con.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
47-B. YOU DUN GOOF'D!
47-C. THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
48. A cat is fine too. (See rule 41)
49. One cat leads to another.
50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
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