I have watched line by line as a picture of a topless girl tries to load through a 28.8k modem on a pentium II only to see it fail at nipple level.

I have had my artifact ridden Simpsons gif ridiculed in AOL chat rooms.

I have been digitally molested more times than any Internet pioneer should have been from random ICQ pairings.

I've wept as the website I had just spent days designing loads to Internet explorer like I made it with a graphing calculator.

I've seen more grainy, poorly lit penises than a WebMD doctor fielding questions in an STD thread thanks to Chat Roulette.

I've battled the worst trolls of 4Chan and argued with the Dunning-Kruger afflicted in the circle jerk that is Reddit.

But nothing...NOTHING on the Internet to this point has ever made me so mad as the retards I'm playing against on Draw Something!