Crystal B's friends
TIME TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH ME DJSQUEEZY AT SCOREKEEPERS IN PARMA HTS!
This Star Wars day, don't make the mistake and refer to a vagina as the Sarlacc Pit or the cave the Millennium Falcon flew into while fleeing Darth Vader in Empire Strikes Back. Women don't appreciate that.
Well let's see, Literary Festival, Check, Library for the interview of some graphic artists with Kat Moses, Check, Walgreens for my meds, Check, Get into a car accident because some ditsy teenager decides to run Meredith Orpin Blevins and I over on Cantrell, Check. I am done for the day. People are just dumb sometimes.
I have two roverfest tickets I cant use... who wants them?? give me an offer